Extinction Level Events
Here's a few Extinction Level Events for marriage
1. Your computers hard drive dies with an unrecoverable hardware error and you just transferred the only copy of your wedding photos!
2. You left the toilet seat up and there was a power cut and the wife fell in the toilet that night.
3. You are in terrible debt with no hope of ever paying off your loans and yet you beleive the rhythm contraceptive method a cheaper alternative to condoms.